Probability

A man tosses 10 unbiased coins.

Calculate the probability that he is a retard for tossing ten coins for no fucking reason.

Radioactive dating !

I've been seeing a girl from Chernobyl for the last three months. You can say that it's a kind of radioactive dating.

Worst case scenario.

What's worse than your girlfriend falling in love with your best friend?

Ans - Your girlfriend falling in love with your sister.

Facebook Password

I cracked my friend's Facebook password the other day.
It wasn't a good idea for him to keep it engraved in a flower vase.

The riddle !

What's long , hard and pink in the morning ?

Ans - The Economic Times crossword.