Pacemaker surgery

When the doctor told me that my cardiac pacemaker won't be replaced, my heart was broken.

Abbreviation quiz

I got OCD, ADHD and AIDS.

But I still failed in the abbreviation quiz.       

Hammering the nails !

I was hammering the nails when I thought to myself,

"I should have used a nail cutter".

Ice cube?

My friend told me that he saw a product of three snow flakes.

I think that's just ice cube.       

You can undo

You can't undo what you've done.

Unless of course you're working on Microsoft Office.

Countdown till Christmas

I'm really excited - only 1 more doomsday prediction till Christmas!