Geometry pun 2

The contents of my geometry box always helps me to defend myself from my enemies.

It's my protractor

What makes me happy?

I’ve finally found out what makes me happy.

Seritonin and Dopamine molecules...

Programming pun

I hate programming in C.

It has no class.

Geometry Pun

My father took me to the doctor because I had the uncanny ability to stand perpendicular at any inclination.

The doctor said that I was normal.

Anti-depressant joke

I went to the chemist to buy some anti-depressant pills.


"Well, today, we have a 50% discount on our products," said the chemist.

 
I got so excited that I didn't have to buy any of them.