Another wordplay

I purchased three plots each measuring 4 acres, 9 acres and 16 acres respectively.

It was a square deal.

Superstitious oxymoron

I just hope that the girl whom I'm going to marry is not superstitious.

I'm keeping my fingers crossed.

Misc wordplay

A documentary will be released about Fibonacci on BBC Four.

I think it will be a good series.       

Another wordplay.

The moon is full of mysterious landscapes and craters.

On the bright side, you can see them.

Geek Pun

When I open the task manager, I see the processors competing against each other to get the better clocking speed.

Apparently, I've a duel core processor.       

The myth of the Desktop

Desktop of a computer: The second most crowded place after China.

Another wordplay

I was working out my calves at the gym today, when the instructor said, "Oi retard! Get the cows out of here !"

Chemistry pun

Scientists are saying that they can make a compound of Hydrogen, Oxygen and Tungsten.

HOW?

Parasitic pun

A fancy dress competition with the theme 'parasites and worms' has been organised in the neighbourhood.

I'm the host.       

Political pun

I downloaded an ebook about the world politics.

When I tried to open the file, it said that it was corrupted.       

Statistical pun

I often tell my friends that I'm just average. But they say that I'm just mean.

Human body pun

I've been reading a book about the human anatomy.

Right now, I'm at the appendix.

Geek Pun

Winzip files are becoming rar these days.