Political pun

I downloaded an ebook about the world politics.

When I tried to open the file, it said that it was corrupted.       

Statistical pun

I often tell my friends that I'm just average. But they say that I'm just mean.

Human body pun

I've been reading a book about the human anatomy.

Right now, I'm at the appendix.

Geek Pun

Winzip files are becoming rar these days.

Geology Pun

People who dig the earth's crust continuously are surely going mantle.

Optimising Apple's patent

I've started a tailoring shop called iTailors

I'm now waiting for Apple to come and sue.

Geography pun

Why did the Swedish leave the Wall Street ?

To take their Stockholm

Another pun

Did you hear about the guy who was caught stealing electrons ?
He was charged heavily.

Definition of procrastination

Procrastination is the art of squeezing toothpaste tubes.

Wikipedia donation.

I just came across this on Wikipedia:
"Please donate Wikipedia so as to keep the site free"
How do fuck is it suppose to be free for me if I've to pay for it anyways ?