Misunderstanding pun

In our astronomy class, we were asked to write an essay on Mars.

I thought to myself, "How the fuck did they manage to sponsor our space travel?"

Mathematical Pun 4

I never borrow anything.

That's why I suck at subtracting numbers.

Seal pun

I was breaking a seal at work today when a colleague said, "How the fuck did you bring this animal from Antarctica?"

Geometry pun 2

The contents of my geometry box always helps me to defend myself from my enemies.

It's my protractor

What makes me happy?

I’ve finally found out what makes me happy.

Seritonin and Dopamine molecules...

Programming pun

I hate programming in C.

It has no class.

Geometry Pun

My father took me to the doctor because I had the uncanny ability to stand perpendicular at any inclination.

The doctor said that I was normal.

Anti-depressant joke

I went to the chemist to buy some anti-depressant pills.


"Well, today, we have a 50% discount on our products," said the chemist.

 
I got so excited that I didn't have to buy any of them.

Consulting a geologist

My doctor told me that I had developed stones in my gall bladder.

So I went to consult a geologist the next day.

Dyslexia OCD?

My dyslexic friend has OCD.

But it was Black Ops not Modern Warfare 3.