Shorthand names.

I have the habit of giving shorthand names to my favourite things.
For instance my favourite beverage is tea.
I call it T for short.

Job Satisfaction !

I was reading an article which said that singers and firefighters have the highest job satisfaction amongst the known professions .

Obviously, they didn't consider pornstars.

The sex change !

I will never forget the first words of my 21 year old daughter.

"Dad , I just had a sex change operation."

Birthday wish !

Yesterday , I wrote on my friend's wall for his birthday .

He says that he was frustrated because he got it painted two days ago.

The exam hall !

Exam hall and Facebook are quite similar to each other.
We all write in their walls !

While playing cricket !

I lost a ball while playing cricket today.
I went out to bat without wearing my abdomen guard and the bowler knocked it off !

Suicide suicide suicide !

I'm tired of seeing people commit suicide.
As the saying goes...

Suicide is never the answer.

Unless of course the question is , "What did Adolf Hitler commit on 30th April 1945?"

About friends....

Friends are like copper turnings.
They both dissolve in hydrofluoric acid !

Getting jokes isn't everyone's cup of tea.

Getting jokes isn't everyone's cup of tea.

Geeky humour isn't everyone's cup of quark gluon plasma.

Blasphemy isn't everyone's cup of  urinated holy water.