Wikipedia donation.

I just came across this on Wikipedia:
"Please donate Wikipedia so as to keep the site free"
How do fuck is it suppose to be free for me if I've to pay for it anyways ?

Probability

A man tosses 10 unbiased coins.

Calculate the probability that he is a retard for tossing ten coins for no fucking reason.

Radioactive dating !

I've been seeing a girl from Chernobyl for the last three months. You can say that it's a kind of radioactive dating.

Worst case scenario.

What's worse than your girlfriend falling in love with your best friend?

Ans - Your girlfriend falling in love with your sister.

Facebook Password

I cracked my friend's Facebook password the other day.
It wasn't a good idea for him to keep it engraved in a flower vase.

The riddle !

What's long , hard and pink in the morning ?

Ans - The Economic Times crossword.

Shorthand names.

I have the habit of giving shorthand names to my favourite things.
For instance my favourite beverage is tea.
I call it T for short.

Job Satisfaction !

I was reading an article which said that singers and firefighters have the highest job satisfaction amongst the known professions .

Obviously, they didn't consider pornstars.

The sex change !

I will never forget the first words of my 21 year old daughter.

"Dad , I just had a sex change operation."

Birthday wish !

Yesterday , I wrote on my friend's wall for his birthday .

He says that he was frustrated because he got it painted two days ago.