Geometry pun 2

The contents of my geometry box always helps me to defend myself from my enemies.

It's my protractor

What makes me happy?

I’ve finally found out what makes me happy.

Seritonin and Dopamine molecules...

Programming pun

I hate programming in C.

It has no class.

Geometry Pun

My father took me to the doctor because I had the uncanny ability to stand perpendicular at any inclination.

The doctor said that I was normal.

Anti-depressant joke

I went to the chemist to buy some anti-depressant pills.


"Well, today, we have a 50% discount on our products," said the chemist.

 
I got so excited that I didn't have to buy any of them.

Consulting a geologist

My doctor told me that I had developed stones in my gall bladder.

So I went to consult a geologist the next day.

Dyslexia OCD?

My dyslexic friend has OCD.

But it was Black Ops not Modern Warfare 3.

Pacemaker surgery

When the doctor told me that my cardiac pacemaker won't be replaced, my heart was broken.

Abbreviation quiz

I got OCD, ADHD and AIDS.

But I still failed in the abbreviation quiz.       

Hammering the nails !

I was hammering the nails when I thought to myself,

"I should have used a nail cutter".